BEAU and Sara went to Vegas and they went "WEEEE!"

So my grandparenta say, "BEAU, we went to las vegas and saw all these incredible costumes in these shows. So we have decided to send you to vegas to see them as that has something to do with your career."
and i said, "...okay!"


so now you all recognize Sara from DragonCon this year. Well we had SO much fun at DragonCon i decided to take her to vegas with me. Smart boy.
the bad news was that adam accidently ended up with my redcap after DragonCon and adam ended up in Canada after DragonCon. So since my cap was somewhere completely useless i didnt get to take it with me to vegas. However Sara being the wonderful little seamstress that she is made a new pair for us to wear. Please note that these pinch hitter caps are a little more...how shall i sput this , "elfy" than they are recappy. Regardless we were still there and we were takign pictures of us in red hats, so fuck off.

we stayed at the MGM GRAND, which is the BIGGEST HOTEL IN THE WORLD. There is a goddamn lion habitat inside the hotel. LIONS! Whenever you want! They are just there! and now the pics

vegas skylines and us


fuck france. we got everything we want from your country right here in the desert.


me from our window overlooking the strip


a very appropriate picture with me and Bacchus (roman god of booze and partying). Every 15 minutes he comes to life in the mall (for free!) and does a little show with some other animatronic gods.

BONUS RANDOM VEGAS QUOTE: "Its got weird little buttons on it that do weird things to your butt."

we wandered into the FAO Schwartz thats inside Caesar's Palace (all of the hotels on the strip have malls inside) Now i know what your saying, "Your in LAS VEGAS and you guys are fuckign around in a toy store?!" I know, but it was a lot of fun so fuck off.

BEAU and Sara respectivly inside a strawberry and a pumpkin


Sara with Oscar and me with a GIANT ELVIS PEZ DISPENSER!


check that shit out! Have you hugged your AT-AT today?

BONUS RANDOM VEGAS QUOTE:" Your so sexy when your controlling vegas."

the first show i saw was Blue Man Group at the Luxor.
let me make something very clear. this show rocked the shit out of my ass.
admittidly i had been drinking heavily before the show and heavilt during the show, but it was incredible. i had SO MUCH FUN in that show. GO SEE IT! or see them in NY.


me outside before the show (shots for the grandparents), this is what the Blue Men look like



these are on the sides of the stage and they have a giant clear pipe in the middle. the little guys spin around and the tube fills with a smoke tornado and then they turn on the strobes ad the little guys start dancing. made me wish i did more drugs.


me and some of the band members outside after the show, i thanked each of them personally and one said he liked my Sponge Bob shirt.


like i said before i had a couple of liters of Jim Beam and coke before and during the show, so when i came out i was VERY excited. heres me jumping up and down. The Luxor is built like a pyramid and has all the giant egyptian statues in it. In fact the Luxor doesnt have elevators it has INCLINATORS which crawl up the slanted sides of the pyramid. we didnt ride them but we did play DDR in their arcade which was one of the better hotel arcades.


speaking of arcades. its not even fair, the guy has radioactive spider blood, gets tons of cool powers, a pimp little car, and sara all over him. the fucker.


and me thanking vegas by making out with a slot machine

BONUS RANDOM VEGAS QUOTE: "Strip Paper Rock Scissors in the snow...thank you Japan."


I wanted to see this show called "O" REALLY badly. but didnt have a ticket. so i stood in line for FOUR HOURS to get on the cancellation list. The show was incredible, and fortunatly i ahd the charming company of a newlywed japanese couple. Koji (the guy) and Murase (the girl) . they had just gotten married that day. Kojy bought me a few beers and told me that it had always been his dream to get married in vegas. Yeah by the way this might be a good time to point out that vegas is FULL of japanese people. they LOVE IT. lots of big giant tvs outside and flashing lights everywhere. makes them feel like home i guess.


super sexy sara by the pool. i mean really how hot is that


ENRIQUE!!!!!


ROAR!!!!

BONUS RANDOM VEGAS QUOTE: "it looked like soggy sugar smacks and cum"

okay so heres where it gets sexy. If you are playing along at home, here is what you'll need.


one bottle of stolen champagne, a shitload of nickels, nickel slots, and a hot and sexy girl
the result should look something like this.


remember kids, as long as your gambling the liquor is free. play it smart like BEAU does only order whisky on the rocks, its not watered down and its great to chase with your stolen champagne.


believe it or not boys it does in fact get sexier than this


yup right there. thats a woman you take home to mama boys!


do we have class or what? thats right, necking in the bar.

so vegas was the good life. and someday i will build costumes there. so thanks grandparents, you really know how to show kids a good time in vegas.

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