Everyone knows that the ancient blood fued between pirates and ninjas is as old as time itself. As you can see here even as small children pirates and ninjas are constantly finding themselves pitted against one another in a never ending struggle for power and chicks. This young pirate was foolish to challenge a ninja all by himself. This is why pirates travel in groups. One pirate is usually no match for a ninja. This young pirate hasnt learned the other trick to killing ninjas:
SHOOT THEM IN THE FACE.




Pirates vs Ninjas was a great success of a party. There was ARGing, stealth, and heavy drinking.
The party started out normal enough, with pirates and ninjas. There was a game of ZOMBIES!!!, Smash Bros, and a long overdue game of Lunch Money.





There was some sword play.








and the usual crap (with pirates and ninjas)


Then however we took the boom box outside put in some Flogging Molly and the slaughter began.
as usual Ryan and I were the first to start throwing punches. it was a LONG fight, thanks to crappy reffing by Jay. Jay insists that theres no such thing as bad reffing.





as usual i beat the piss outta Ryan, and remain undefeated, by Ryan at least.




next fight was Matt vs Micheal's brother Jeff (a welcome newcomer)




Matt won by basically pummeling Jeff into the ground. Jeff put up a decent fight and got some licks in, but Matt was the one leading that dance.


Fight #3 Jay vs Cutch (also a newcomer) Jay was representing redcaps and failed like a bitch. This wasnt a pretty fight folks, and not in a cool bloody way. More like two pudgy guys rolling around in grass kinda way. Jay insists that he may have lost the 123 pin but he got more hits in and hurt him alot.








he was down but he wasnt bleeding.

The final fight of the evening was a three man pirate ninja beatdown. Since Micheal really is a stinkng ninja none of us were stupid enough to fight him solo. We figured 3 of us vs one of him was good odds so we went after him. He did a lot of dancing back by the wall. He said that he couldnt tell who was the refs and who he was fighting. blah blah blah Which would prove smart cause i missed him and got a knucklefull of bricks.





this picture is so great, i dont know what im doing there but it looks cool.

after the fighting we all laid around on the ground.


and inspected our wounds.





my new pirate name is Bloody Knuckles Brown.

In conclusion, we learned that pirates can in fact kill ninjas when everyone is drunk, and the ninja isnt wearing his glasses and vastly outnumbered. We as pirates had the home field drunk advantage seeings how we were more used to fighting drunk than the ninjas.
ARG

for more ninja and pirate fun go check these out

REAL ULTIMATE POWER
the official ninja website

PIRATES!


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