here is where you can ask the man Jack Daniel's himself about life, love and the mysteries of the universe. crap like that. Every now and then you find yourself with a question that only a drunk southern man from the turn of the century (the older one) can answer.

Here are some letters:

Micheal from Greece asks: How do you feel about your name being immortalized in the context of inebriation?
Well son i reckon there are worse things a man can be famous for. I ain't never fucked a pig. However i created my whiskey to be a sippin whisky. Meaning you sit around and sip it for a good couple of hours as opposed to slammin down shots. Things are slow down here in the south we take our time with our drinking.That way we stay good and lit all day. Yankees dont got no time to drink durin the day, too damn busy.

"If you could have your name on any kind of drink or cocktail ever invented, would you still stick to whiskey?"
Well son drinking and cockfighting have been around as long as man can remember. Theyve always complemented one another well. As much as i love a good cockfight like any real man does, i reckon i'd stick to whiskey.

"When people say they "Don't know Jack" about something, are they talking about you? Do they mean you are the ultimate authority on all knowledge?"
Well of course they are talking about me, but thats crazy talk because everyone knows who i am. Im like goddamn Santa Clause.

"Uncle Jack, how do you feel about chasers?"
You mean the burly white men who chase down my darkies when they up and run off? OH!! You mean what you drink after a shot of some hard liquor. Are you a woman or a queer? No? Well REAL men drink liquor straight. Any man who uses chasers also wears pink dresses and has a purdy mouth.

If you have a question that only Uncle Jack can answer, ask him care of BEAU
OR better yet you can talk live to Uncle Jack on AIM his user name is:
DrunkUncleJack.

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